I didn't watch the STFU last night

Whoops, SOTU*. I get those confused.

The recap so far:

1:Raise the Minimum Wage, for the middle class or the children or something. Mainly to increase welfare benefits and union wage minimums.

2: Ban some guns and register evil gun owners.

3: Free Shit

4: Green mumble mumble

5: Ban cars that don't suck. Pie in the sky mandate for the rest.

6: General can kicking.


*Didn't give a shit about Bush's STFUs either.

You can have my eggs when you pry them.....

What in the hell is this crap? Eggs are as bad as smoking? Why aren't they looking at all the people who don't have heart attacks and eat eggs? Shouldn't the stinkin' nannies encourage eating stuff that is bad for you? Saves all that Social Security money.
Next week, the exact opposite study will be released, of course.
So was this study sponsored by whiney vegans or the beef alliance? Of course some fucktarded* lawmaker** will rush to intro a bill....


*spell check on my phone likes that word.
** cough, Bloomberg, cough.

Added: I hate to reiterate, but are they sure they aren't looking at symptoms rather than the problem?