No Brains

Guess when there is nothing worth eating, zombies just chill out.

H/T to SCC

Zombies everywhere

NJT notes that they have been found in Montana.
I heard the the Upper Peninsula of Michigan








Somebody is having fun. But my copy of World War Z says those areas should be safer this time of year. Oh, AlGore, why didn't we listen to you!

I don't know where he gets it

My son picked out the targets by himself. I wasn't even there.



Yes, he has a NERF New York reload.
Mainly because we practice shooting zombies, not people right now.

Tuesday the 6th is

Shamelessly stolen from someone on Facebook who probably stole it from someone else.....

Actually, who am I kidding- most of the dead have already voted absentee....

We had to give my son the talk yesterday

No, not that talk. He's five, for goodness sake. The zombies are not real talk. He asks about zombies every time we go past cemeteries, asking when they will come out, things like that. He even asks when he hears about a news story about someone dying. My wife had to handle it; she saw my shit eating grin* and took over for me. Cartoons for grownups was the angle we took. I'm not sure if he completely agrees. He almost seemed disappointed.


*Because I shot them all already, of course.....

Zombies (and Pelosi) Best Campaign Ad Evar

I hate Pennsylvania Zombies

They are as bad as Illinois Nazis, or Islamo-fascist Justice Departments*. Just the headline on Drudge is enough to give you the willies:

COPS: Naked, Bloody Man Gnawed On Woman's Head During Wild Neighborhood Rampage...

The above was after he jumped out of a second floor window.

Are we sure these bath salts or whatever really aren't the first signs of the Zompocalypse?



*Not letting that go.

I get a phone call yesterday

My son got in trouble after school. He bit one of the kids in daycare. Now, when he was younger, he did bite, never broke the skin. I thought he had grown out of it. So did my wife. So she asked him:

"Why did you bite your friend?"

Son: "We were playing zombies. I wanted her to be a zombie with me, so I bit her like zombies do."

Shit.

I don't know where he hears about zombies from.....
At least he is a stickler for realism.

Punny Zombie Ad

Or proof that zombies have jumped the shark.

New Zombie shooting fad. Um, okay.

Where the hell have they been? Under a rock the past decade? Zombie shooting has been getting to be a cliche for the past two years. (or more) I'm not saying I don't do it. Of course, cool people don't like to do whatever everyone else is doing. If it gets more people the range, go for it.

Is it bad that I was walking through the Easter leftover aisle the other day thinking cheap stuffed bunnies would be fun to plink? Pull the stuffing out, red dye filled packs of some sort inserted.....yep, I'm a little off sometimes.....