The one I've got just don't seem to be working. I'd swear I read that the IRS official in charge of keeping the TEA Party out of politics was promoted to head of Obamacare at the IRS. That's just crazy talk. It's not like the IRS is stealing patient records or anything. Combing that level of institutional vindictiveness with control over peoples lives could never happen, right?
I suddenly feel the urge to not get sick. Ever. Or old.