Knock, knock..
Yes officer, what is the problem?
Papers, please.
What papers? What is this about? We are only decorating our tree for Christmas.
That is why we are here. Where are your papers proving you paid your Christmas Tree Tax?
Why do you have a SWAT team with you?
We are far more serious the the Department of Education, ma'am.......
http://blog.heritage.org/2011/11/08/obama-couldnt-wait-his-new-christmas-tree-tax/
Update: Doh! We thought that you wouldn't notice. Um, nevermind. Hey, it was supposed to be like the pork checkoff, er, um, cough, cough......
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