Zombies everywhere

NJT notes that they have been found in Montana.
I heard the the Upper Peninsula of Michigan








Somebody is having fun. But my copy of World War Z says those areas should be safer this time of year. Oh, AlGore, why didn't we listen to you!

I joked about this

I missed slightly. I figured the DJs would wake up dead, not the nurse who answered the phone and transferred the call to the duchess.