SOPA

You have that whole internet there. We just want to have half, and regulate the piss out of the rest, subject you to random closings for no reason that we have to articulate, because we changed the rules (not laws, rules). Sounds like some other right that is written in the Constitution, but I digress. It's for the Children(tm) you're a terrorist swarthy pirate our buddies are losing money. I'd have gone dark, but I'd screw it up somehow. Plus I don't post at all some days, so how could you tell.