This is a first for me

I am 37 years old and bought from an ice cream truck for the first time today. Why? Crap like Bloomberg's portion size ban. (TL;DR: 1 kid was hit by a truck 40 years ago so they outlawed ice cream trucks) Irony is, I've never lived in Des Moines in my life, but due to the lack of size in the suburbs, it has not been a common business until recently.
Below is the aftermath of a trip to the ice cream truck: few glasses of water to cure ice cream headaches. No one died or even got hurt.