Tuesday, August 14, 2012

You can have my eggs when you pry them.....

What in the hell is this crap? Eggs are as bad as smoking? Why aren't they looking at all the people who don't have heart attacks and eat eggs? Shouldn't the stinkin' nannies encourage eating stuff that is bad for you? Saves all that Social Security money.
Next week, the exact opposite study will be released, of course.
So was this study sponsored by whiney vegans or the beef alliance? Of course some fucktarded* lawmaker** will rush to intro a bill....


*spell check on my phone likes that word.
** cough, Bloomberg, cough.

Added: I hate to reiterate, but are they sure they aren't looking at symptoms rather than the problem?

4 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

As soon as I finish this smoke, I think I'll have some eggs.

JD Rush said...

If I smoked, I would do the same. I'm going to fry some eggs in bacon grease, though.

jografixx said...

Thank God you're not going with this one. I just bought 2 dozen eggs. Last time you did this to me, I had just bought 8 cases of soda! We STILL have pepsi left and it's been 6 months.

JD Rush said...

That which doesn't kill me, only makes me stranger.....

You should know I would not give two craps about a random study published in the Left Angles Times. :)