Bacon Safety

Read the directions on a package of nanny approved bacon recently.

Place bacon into cold pan. Turn heat to medium.....

So, you mean don't cook it in a cast iron pan that, on medium, is hot enough to flash fry bacon like a tactical nuke? (true story) I'm betting they expect me to wear a shirt while cooking the stuff.

FWIW it was Bourbon BBQ flavored bacon from Wally World. And it was really good. Normally I stick with whatever bulk is at the meat counter at Fareway....