Aww, Chicago needs federal help

Guess the gangs haven't done enough damage, so they are calling in the ATF, DEA, and FBI to show them how professionals do it. Wait, I may have that backwards. They have let the place go to seed so badly they need the feds to come in to fight the no snitching crowd gangs. No word if this is in response to the number of people shot near 0bama's Chicago residence recently.