Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Bacon for breakfast, suck it State Department

Am I allowed to eat bacon, after all, that offends a single Muslim somewhere? My wife left the house without a burlap sack on from head to toe. Isn't that a stoning offense in Sharia law?

The proper response is, "The Unites States of America is sorry we had to shoot dead all the idiots attacking our Embassy in Egypt, and attempting to kill our people in Libya. And we will do it next time, too. K THX BYE."

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